uggggg cabbage

When I was in high school my friend Patrycja invited me to her house to hang out and have dinner.  Well,  dinner was this cabbage concoction all mushy and sulphur smelling, and I could'nt fuckin do it.  I felt absolutly  terrible, but I couldn't stop gagging,  fuck im almost gagging right now as I recall it. I could'nt even get one bite down. I had to pretend that I was feeling sick, to avoid eating it.  But to be honest, if my grandma made the same dish, I bet I could eat it and enjoy it.  Like if I made a burrito with refried beans myself, I'd have no issues with it, but if a stranger made a refried bean burrito, couldnt do it, looks too much like diareaah, fuck isnt that stupid?

fugly

You know who's fuckin ugly? Danny Bonnaduce

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Hey Guys, 

Can I tell you about the best live music concert in the whole world?

All right then, thanks for listening, lets get down to it.  Its fuckin JOHN mutha fucken FOGERTY!  Not gonna lie to ya,  I fucken CRIED because in vic our new fancy asss tax raising ,freaking, brand new arena, cant supply fuckin beer to the patrons.  I fucken waited for ONE HOUR to get two beers, and missed my favorite song "Born on the Bayou" and then tried to buy FOUR(ohh whooopty shit)beers,2 fer me and 2 fer Jon.  They wernt gonnna do it, "2 beers per person",  but I made a point that i was really fuckin pissed because i missed my favorithe song so i did get end up gettin 4 beers.  Anyways, kinda off the topic,  but john fogerty is CLASSIC, fucking shlt, best concert ever, he played straight for 2 and anhalf hours, i cried at the end, not because of the lack of beer. just cuz i got to see a fucking legend in action

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Abba Sucks

Mama Mia is a fuckin movie?  What the fuck?  The only fuckin Abba tunes that should be allowed to be permitted in public is/are??? Dancing Queen "gag", and uuuuuhhhhh  thats about it.  Keep it short so i dont have enough time to shoot myself.

A Little Advice

Do not EVER, EVER, EVER go inner tubing down a river without fuckin shoes.  Shoes is the difference between fun and absolute AGONY, im not shitting you.

Douchy Mandel

How the fuck can people watch a WHOLE episode of Deal or No Deal?  I started to watch it, thinking it was only half an hour, no big deal, piece of piss.  Next commercial, gonna go to bed, I think, but nooooooo, EVERY fuckin time buddy is just about to open the new case, the tension builds, the latch slowly clicks open...and fuckin BAM!  some fuckin looser is having a gay old tme Swiffering to fuckin Devo, or raving about the new gormet coffee from McDonalds and how she dosent have to hang out in a chochy coffee shop pretending to be inerested in current affairs or whatever.   Anyways, the painful break is now over, there's gotta be only like 15 minutes left, might as well finish er up, I think to myself.  Well, this scenario repeats itself 4 more fucking times! I can't stop watching now, I've invested too much into it now.  So what the fuck happens in the end?  Fuckin asshole takes a deal and fucking walks away with a shitload of fuckin money!  The way I see it,  that fucken show STOLE one hour of my life away, It took advantage of me, I felt ashamed and humiliated that I actually watched a WHOLE HOUR of that bullshit show

Grey Bush

uuuuuuhhhhh ya still up, having a hard time gettin to sleep.  The thing that i'm most concerned about at the moment is grey hair.  I know its inevitable, but its killing me waiting for one to pop up.  Arnt you supposed to have a few by the time your 28?  Dosent hair when it turns grey become coarse, like pubic hair?  Im just sick of waiting, I wanna know what to what to expect, so I have sufficient time to prepare for my pube head and at least try to disguise it.

Kenny G

Who the fuck goes to see Kenny G in concert?  They need to be smacked up side the head  for even considering it.  Punishment will be watching Boston Pizza commercials, with Howie Mandel on repeat.  Saxomophones are not sposed to look like a clarinet, they gotta be kinda bendy.

followup to ya, i'm wasted

Holy fuckin shit, Jon sounds like Darth Vader with emphysema, I may have to let him have the whole couch to himself tonite, what a lucky guy!  I don't wanna toot my own horn or anything, but it really does feel good to do good things for others.   Anyways, this has been bugging me for quite some time now: If the universe was created during the Big Bang  what do you call the shit that surrounds the matter of the big bang? Like what did the Big Band explode into, and what is it expanding into?  Like if our whole universe was created during a big explosion, all that shit that blew out of the explosion came from somewhere and it must have occupied a space.  I just wanna know what that space consists of.  I bet God knows the answer.  

yep, im wasted

What is up with all this blog bullshit?  I thought a diary was supposed to be private, but no one knows how to write with pens and papers and shit anymore... gotta get it out on the world wide web now for all those bored people to read about our super duper exciting lives.  What the fuck did I do today?  Well, havent slept since thursday nite, went tubing on the cowichan, fell out of my tube, ate lotsa water, thought I was gonna die, hiked up a  90 degree incline  out of the fuckin river, and came home.  Oh ya, fuck,  totally forgot, went sailing with Jon's buddy Keith, got pretty pissed, saw the most beautiful sunset, purples, blues, pinks, just dancing as if they were gossamer fairy wings on a gentle summer breeze.  HHAHAAH FUCK THAT but it  was a pretty cool sunset, not gonna lie to ya.