Do not EVER, EVER, EVER go inner tubing down a river without fuckin shoes. Shoes is the difference between fun and absolute AGONY, im not shitting you.
blonde,Massive rocket tits, kinda stoopit, enjoy being naked, dont wear underwear, always wanted a George Foreman Grill, can crush beer cans between my boobies, despise Ty Pennington from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (what a douche) Love the smell of gas-i'll have a gas fight with you any day, not joking, don't really like baked potatoes, or pork chops-sorry, can toss a mean frisbee, LOVE Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs-FUCK he's FUCKEN HOT, best episode of the Simpsons is when Homer goes to space and is competing with Barney-" TRA LA LA LUMP DE DOOOO- that was non alcoholic champagne"
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